- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Knock Knock The doors already open

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

whats 1 + 1? 2

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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