- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

baloney sandwich

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

mikey is cute

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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