an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

What is white and black and red all over.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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