- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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