A:Knock Knock B:It's open

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Boxing on Boxing Day

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

A black student graduated High School

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Gus's mom

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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