Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

I have read the terms and conditions

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

your face

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

AIDS

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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