Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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