Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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Click here for free sandwich.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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