- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Matthew Baker

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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