What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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I asked her where you were.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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