- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

CFL

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??