- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's one plus one? two.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

dat shoe shine tho

Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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