Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Yellow People !!

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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