What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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Anti Joke

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