- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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