- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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