What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

What's one plus one? two.

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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