- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Fat? Jesse Z

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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