- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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