- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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