- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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