- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

whats my name? Matt

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

i have yougurt mit traktor

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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