- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

knock knock!? . . No.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

My three children are three big mistakes.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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