Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

White men's rights

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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