- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

The bears will win the Super Bowl

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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