- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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