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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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