- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Want to hear a joke? No.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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