A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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who farted i did :]

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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Your eye color is very unique.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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