Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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who farted i did :]

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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I like turtoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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what color is blue? green

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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