why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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what color is blue? green

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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