Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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French people.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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France never surrender.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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Anti Joke

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