Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

Women's Rights...

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

Guess what? SHADAP

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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