What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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who just made fun of katie matt

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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