Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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Asians...

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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French people.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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The Bible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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