why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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theres a fat guy

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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