- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

Gay rights

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

theres a fat guy

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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