- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

French people.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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