- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

Asians...

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

French people.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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