Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Popsicles

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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