What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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