shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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