- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

who farted i did :]

Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

what color is blue? green

What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Where does a hobo live? A box.

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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