Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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