what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

My nipple is bleeding

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

Laura Pratz..

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

My life

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

black

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What's brown? My toilet hahaha

"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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