A baby seal walks into a club...

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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I'm funny.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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