What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the city on the other side. He hoped he could find work in one of the city's cheap factories. He needed money for his family: he could not bear to see them slowly starve for any longer. If he could get a lowly-paid job he may be able to just sustain them. But he knew it could not last for long. He would probably die on the streets or in the slums, cold, lonely and starving. But it was a risk worth taking - he could not see his own family waste slowly away like so many of his friends had.

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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I like turtoes.

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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