What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

A black person in the NHL

My nipple is bleeding

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

Where to, sir? Forward.

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

noodles

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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