a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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