- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

no rasist joks

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Dyslexics are teople poo

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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