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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

I asked her where you were.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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