"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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hi dave

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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12 niqqa 12.

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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