- Anti Joke

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

There was 3 floors in a building. The man outside was watering plants. The man on the first floor was doing laundry. The man on the second floor was peeing out the window because the toilet wasn't working. The man on the third floor was cutting vegetables and accidentally dropped his knife out the window. Now, the four men all went out to tell what they did that day. The man on the third floor said that he was cutting veggies and dropped his knife out the window. The man on the second floor said that he got his wiener cut off. The man on the first floor said that he was just doing laundry. Then, the man outside said that he was watering plants and found a delicious sausage on the ground and he ate it.

Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

Yo mama is so fat she died

Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

someone jumped off a bridge he died