Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

What is the best joke ever? 1D

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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