- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

your mum

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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