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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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