- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

What do you call an arab ?

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

Kyle grund parker coffey

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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