- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

men's rights activists

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

I'm gay.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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