- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Yo mama is so fat she died

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

What do u call a cripple Biv

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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