- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

A praying mantis is very graceful

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

A mormon walks into a bar.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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