- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Jordan is pregant

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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