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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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