- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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