What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

hashtags suck balls

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Penis.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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