- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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