What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

The FCC

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

CFL

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

An Aisian failed a test

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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