- Anti Joke

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

what's brown and sticky A stick!

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

I named my son ps2 controller

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.