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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Nero, sure you are okay?

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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