- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

hey guys im gay

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

I agree to the terms and conditions

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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